18 6 / 2013
this looks mega painful. imma do it
^said every fitblr ever lol
(Source: wrestlingisbest, via putmyselftotest)
18 6 / 2013
And happy people just don’t shoot their husbands.
^^^freaking yes.
(via putmyselftotest)
18 6 / 2013
Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and a filthy mouth.
(Source: you-want-to-be-god, via smoothheadbeardface)
18 6 / 2013
I’ve taken a different approach to online dating than I have in the past. I’ll plan multiple dates, and by multiple I mean in one day, over one weekend with different men. This had been working particularly well as some of these men would weed themselves out by just acting like douches or being assholes in person.
This weekend though, no. Not one. All three dates went amazingly well. AMAZINGLY. Damn me for deciding to take this approach to dating!
Although, there is one in particular I’m really beginning to like. I wasn’t prepared for all that…
16 6 / 2013
Slow texters drive me crazy. You started texting me. Don’t take 40 minutes to respond to shit. Damn.
16 6 / 2013
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
Anonymous asked for them to do more actors.
oh yeah, and the nine year old has just announced that she’s going to have more than one husband and if we don’t support her than we don’t truly love her.“HE LOOKS LIKE AN EMO BUTLER”
IT LITERALLY GOES FROM
“HOT”
“HOT”
“HOT”
and then it reaches mads
“ew emo creep”
im cryi
Dang, I would definitely get on that motorcycle.
THE CRATERS ARE EATING HIS FACE
I BET HE’S HALF GIRAFFE.
i can foresee this girl becoming a blogger
i can’t tell where his chin ends and his neck begins
‘emo butler’
someone photoshop a pic of Sebastian from Black Butler with Hannibal’s face
(via devinetranquility)
